American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_70s Bold orange-red blocky sans-serif text

Bold orange-red blocky sans-serif text at the bottom reads "PHUKET

Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

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A vintage baseball illustration with visible stitching sits at the center beneath "EST

Describing a barrel wave as "WAAPAH" remains the most accurate thing anyone has ever said about the ocean

American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_70s Bold orange-red blocky sans-serif textPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."