Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal Golden-yellow cursive and bold block

Golden-yellow cursive and bold block text reads "The TOWER Bowl" at the upper left

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A blue horizontal ribbon extends right with "Bowl" in black cursive script

" Bold white Western-serif text reads "CAPTAIN HOOK" above light blue text reading "FISH AND CHIPS" flanked by anchor icons

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal Golden-yellow cursive and bold blockBanjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in. Wholesome clip art canoe guys have no idea they're paddling straight into the most regrettable Google search at your barbecue. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water. Below the illustration, white serif text