Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Every bad guy thinks they're

Every bad guy thinks they're Vader

with radiating sunburst lines behind him

and curling steam lines rising from the top

one signed headshot

White block text reads "GET IT AT" above pink neon-style cursive reading "Porky's

Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Every bad guy thinks they'repschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in