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Renting boats from a pirate who booby-trapped his entire ship suggests the deposit policy is aggressive

two green cactus icons flank distressed white text reading "ARIZONA STATE" above "SURF CHAMPIONSHIP

Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a single tear of approval

" Cursive golden-yellow script at the bottom reads "Since 1984

Palmflower turning red means your retirement party involves being vaporized in front of a live studio audience

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