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Three isometric cubes in teal

Arched bold display text reads "JELLY OF THE MONTH" in white lettering above a vintage-style illustrated mason jar filled with red jelly

Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone

45 and absolute theological certainty

zero apologies from a man who found enlightenment at the deli counter

Dundee's Survival Training - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wolf Three isometric cubes in tealKnife comparison is the entire curriculum, and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation. Customer satisfaction is weirdly high despite a zero percent survival rate. Inspired by Crocodile Dundee. The Details: Distressed orange banner text reads "THAT'S A KNIFE!" across the top. An orange circular emblem frames an illustrated portrait of Mick Dundee in a crocodile tooth banded hat, grinning, with two crossed brown