Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex Sweatshirt newton A cartoon nutcracker in a

A cartoon nutcracker in a red military uniform with gold shoulder trim

Bold black illustration depicts a penguin in a jaunty skating pose

encircled by a green holly wreath with red berries

Golden-yellow cursive below reads "Larks" with a long tail flourish

" centered above smaller white cursive script reading "and Seven Beers Ago

Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex Sweatshirt newton A cartoon nutcracker in aJacked Jesus hitting a PR in the clouds is the patron saint of guys who say "amen" after every set and tithe ten percent of their paycheck to supplement companies. Somewhere a Renaissance painter just rolled over in his grave. The Details: Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top. A vintage hand drawn illustration of a muscular Jesus pressing a barbell overhead appears in orange, golden yellow, and white,