I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor White stippled dot patterns arranged

White stippled dot patterns arranged in rectangular grid blocks flank the spine on both sides

Bold white blackletter text below reads "Ho's Out

Distressed white stick figure in a leaning posture is positioned to the left of large distressed white block letters "IT

White line-art flux capacitor symbol rendered as a minimalist corporate logo

" "LET YOU DOWN

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor White stippled dot patterns arrangedBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked