Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L depicting a woman in a

depicting a woman in a polka dot dress and apron stirring a steaming pot while holding a book labeled "Cook Book

Arched gold serif text reads "SHAWSHANK STATE PRISON" above smaller gold type reading "Since 1947

Chicken wire around the stage is just good hospitality when the clientele treats bar stools like projectiles

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Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L depicting a woman in aBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below