Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Inspired by Krull

Inspired by Krull

rendered in a mid-century cartoon mascot style

with visible road wheels and triangular track patterns along the bottom and a cannon barrel extending left

" A green serpent coiled around a baseball bat with open fangs sits centered

Misspelling the phrase about how easy something is proves the phrase was already too hard

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Inspired by KrullTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text