Slow Jam Sloth - Long Sleeve T-Shirt oxnard arms raised overhead

arms raised overhead

Boning up on Snowflake's social calendar requires a full criminal dossier and surprisingly accurate lip-reading skills

Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch

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Murray-Do Karate

Slow Jam Sloth - Long Sleeve T-Shirt oxnard arms raised overheadSloths playing saxophone look exactly like every jazz musician who peaked in 1977 and now plays the same hotel lobby every Tuesday with complete spiritual surrender. The tempo is non negotiable because the musician is biologically incapable of rushing. The Details: Golden yellow distressed serif text reads "SLOW JAM" across the top. A cartoon brown sloth with a white face hangs from a green leafed branch with both hands, holding a golden saxophone