Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Distressed white stencil-style text reads

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "GET TO" above large white block letters "DA" layered over a gray silhouette of a UH-1 Huey helicopter surrounded by gray tropical palm trees

Hans planned for everything except one barefoot problem

Dimensional layered shadows shift from golden-yellow behind the top word

Somewhere an air boss became the most quoted man in naval aviation history without ever leaving his chair

and blue bulbs flank the portrait

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Distressed white stencil-style text readsJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading