Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_hamilton alongside a white snowflake icon

alongside a white snowflake icon and scattered white snow dots throughout

Mexico" above a small white bird silhouette at the bottom

Bold light-blue sans-serif uppercase text below reads "UNTIL IT'S TIME TO NOT BE NICE

Gus Polinski didn't just offer a ride

" followed by flowing script reading "Hoes

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_hamilton alongside a white snowflake iconJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading