Schooner Tuna - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ws Banjo music echoing across a

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

A mid-century illustration below depicts a couple holding hands on roller skates

A yellow starburst marks the point of impact as Morton recoils

standing among white and black snow-covered pine trees and mountains

Arched distressed white slab-serif text reads "ALL GOOD" across the top

Schooner Tuna - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ws Banjo music echoing across aSchooner Tuna expects you to emotionally bond with a dead fish in a can, and honestly the mascot's commitment is more convincing than Jack's commitment to not waxing the floor. Corporate pride never recovered. Inspired by Mr. Mom. The Details: Distressed white bold text reads "SCHOONER TUNA" across the top. Below, a cartoon tuna mascot stands upright, grinning with wide eyes and holding a flag bearing a heart symbol. Stacked white text to the right