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A Unicorn's Calamity run-goodr gradient lenses mask eye-rolls whenKnow what happens when you mix all colours of the rainbow together?! You get BLACK. That's how we made these black on black A Unicorn's Calamity shades. It took eight years & a touch of unicorn magic, but we finally perfected black OGs. You're welcome. Made for Medium Noggins Just right midsize sunnies. View Our Sizing Recommendations Smaller Frames Medium Frames Bigger Frames Non Reflective Lenses Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're