Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 11oz Coffee Mug favz and white powdered wig

and white powdered wig

with "PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE" in small cream capitals curving beneath it

zero apologies from a man who found enlightenment at the deli counter

with "Scrooge & Marley" centered in large distressed blackletter type

Features a feminine

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 11oz Coffee Mug favz and white powdered wigSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved