One Eyed Willie's Boat Rentals - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Blue hand-lettered script reads "Skate

Blue hand-lettered script reads "Skate your Date at" above orange block text reading "HIGHLAND LAKE" and "PAVILION RINK

and sonar that would embarrass a submarine

A distressed red hand-drawn illustration of a mustachioed baseball player in a boater hat stands in a batting stance

" in oversized capitals

and both are smiling like everything's fine

One Eyed Willie's Boat Rentals - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Blue hand-lettered script reads "SkateRenting boats from a pirate who booby trapped his entire ship suggests the deposit policy is aggressive. Astoria's finest maritime business has a zero star Yelp rating but unbeatable treasure to death trap ratios. Inspired by The Goonies. The Details: Distressed cream text arching overhead reads "ONE EYED" in a large bold serif font. A weathered cream skull wearing a tricorn hat sits centered with two crossed cutlasses behind it, flanked by curved