Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Inspired by Mars Attacks

Inspired by Mars Attacks

Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

with "ESCONDIDO CALIF

Bold golden-yellow chunky sans-serif text below reads "THICCOLAS CAGE

rewinding a tape was part of the experience itself

Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Inspired by Mars AttacksListing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure." Marcus Brody vouching for your credentials doesn't make the resume less criminal. Inspired by Indiana Jones. The Details: Arched golden cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities." A distressed earth tone illustrated portrait of Dr. Jones in his brown fedora sits over Egyptian hieroglyphics in muted gold