William J. Le Petomane Thruway - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Aliens crossed the entire galaxy

Aliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at

but only when witnesses are present

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William J. Le Petomane Thruway - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Aliens crossed the entire galaxyDropping a toll booth in the middle of the desert is peak bureaucratic evil, and Hedley Lamarr's entire posse fell for it. Nobody conquers the West without exact change. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Tan weathered sign reads "GOV. WILLIAM J. LE PETOMANE THRUWAY" with "TOLL 10" and "EXACT CHANGE LANE," flanked by a red and green signal light. Below, a desert scene in muted earth tones depicts a toll booth, cacti, sandstone buttes, and a red