Pizza Party - Long Sleeve T-Shirt honolulu Red hand-lettered text reads "HOTEL

Red hand-lettered text reads "HOTEL CORAL ESSEX" in the center

seated on a wheeled cart

Bold distressed white text reads "TRI LAMBDA" and "PIE COMPANY" below

Scrawling a message on a dead guy's sweater is John McClane's version of leaving a Yelp review

A posterized illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolored patterned jacket

Pizza Party - Long Sleeve T-Shirt honolulu Red hand-lettered text reads "HOTELPizza Party is the only entry on any ballot with a 100% approval rating and zero attack ads. Both major parties could learn something from a platform built entirely on breadsticks and no term limits. The Details: A row of white stars spans the top above a horizontal white line. Below, an empty blue checkbox sits beside blue text reading "Democratic Party," followed by an empty red checkbox beside red text reading "Republican Party." A white checkbox