I'd Hit That - Pinata - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Distressed white serif text stacked

Distressed white serif text stacked across four centered lines reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF" in a bold retro typeface

with a weathered

Sure" above a halftone-style 1950s housewife illustration rendered in white

Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

Perimeter text in blocky red sans-serif reads "2801 Wagon Wheel Rd

I'd Hit That - Pinata - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Distressed white serif text stackedPiatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding. Slapping that phrase underneath one is just plausible deniability with crepe paper. The Details: Multicolored cartoon piata in the shape of a burro, decorated with horizontal stripes of green, yellow, purple, pink, orange, and blue, with a single cartoon eye, a blue pom pom on its head, a rainbow tail, and a white string extending