Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon Every bad guy thinks they're

Every bad guy thinks they're Vader

Curved distressed white serif text reads "IT'S ALL IN THE REFLEXES" above "SINCE 1986

That smug worm knows the real corruption is in the marketing department

Slapping "never settle" on a buckle hat is the kind of historical gaslighting that deserves its own textbook chapter

and honestly their argument is more compelling

Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon Every bad guy thinks they'reBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit