John Matrix Lumber Co. - Women's T-Shirt spaceballs1 A vintage illustration of El

A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face beneath an oversized sombrero with radiating sunburst lines sits between the numbers "19" and "23

Roy Hobbs started a lumber company with exactly one product and zero business plan

with "OF PANCAKES" in white on a red banner below

" A red-orange steak illustration flanked by a knife and fork sits above curved red-orange text reading "LAKE PECHOGGIN

Bold white sans-serif text reads "DAMONES" across the top

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Women's T-Shirt spaceballs1 A vintage illustration of ElRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text