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Some teams belong to their cities in ways the box scores never capture

Three isometric cubes in teal

Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape

Golden-yellow cursive and bold block text reads "The TOWER Bowl" at the upper left

Elegant white serif text below reads "Short Dead Dude" with a small decorative icon beneath

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