Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Women's T-Shirt kirksville Swearing a blood oath over

Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

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Louisville's Coal Miners took the diamond in 1898 as part of the Colorado State League

Louis Tully surviving a demonic possession with the same energy he brings to unsolicited tax advice is peak cosmic miscasting

Bold white text below reads "HAND MADE QUALITY SHIT" with a small white needle and thread icon beneath

Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Women's T-Shirt kirksville Swearing a blood oath overFinishing a 96 ounce steak is less a meal and more a hostage negotiation between Chet and his own digestive system. Opening a steakhouse afterward is the most unhinged victory lap in Midwest vacation history. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Circular red orange portrait in a cartoon caricature style depicts Chet Ripley's grinning face, flanked by distressed white text reading "ESTD" and "1988." Distressed white text inside a bordered sign