I Pooped Today! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal not even kids who took

not even kids who took the long way home through three feet of snow

Inspired by A Christmas Story

with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS

A white silhouette of a submachine gun rests beneath the text

everything else really is cream cheese

I Pooped Today! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal not even kids who tookCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: