Ah! The Element of Surprise - Unisex T-Shirt pw and absolutely zero patience for

and absolutely zero patience for low ambitions

stacked and repeated like a mantra for guys who peak early and never look back

Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow-covered edges

rendered in black and muted tan tones against a distressed white base

Tommy guns solve most holiday disputes with a finality that even Kevin McCallister would respect

Ah! The Element of Surprise - Unisex T-Shirt pw and absolutely zero patience forElement 119 finally got discovered, and it's just the noise you make when someone hides behind a door. The periodic table is now one dad joke away from being a complete comedy set. The Details: White square mimics a periodic table element box, containing dark navy text with "119" in the upper left corner, large bold "Ah!" centered in the middle, and "Surprise" along the bottom edge. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and