President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt funny Situated where the harbor meets

Situated where the harbor meets the Pacific

Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow

" followed by ornate white script reading "A National Pastime" above a golden-tan anchor and decorative rope flourishes

Distressed white silhouette of the continental United States sits behind rounded retro bubble lettering reading "'Merica

Distressed white block text below reads "I WANT YOU TO BEER ME

President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt funny Situated where the harbor meetsTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text