I Pooped Today! - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Golden-tan serif text reads "DUKE

Golden-tan serif text reads "DUKE & DUKE" below

with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS

" to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid-transformation with bloodshot red eyes

Somehow the books always looked cleaner than the people keeping them

Dedicating a track to Chappy while dodging SAMs is the most 1986 thing ever committed to film

I Pooped Today! - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Golden-tan serif text reads "DUKECelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: