I'd Ride That - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Metal detecting on a beach

Metal detecting on a beach is just shaking down the ocean for pocket change with forty pounds of equipment and zero dignity

Pink dripping text at the bottom reads "South Bronx New York" beside "1984

" followed by italic serif text reading "East Pacific Coast Highway

Established during the 1950s boom that transformed Orange County

"Amazing and Painless" is technically true if you're not the one on the wanted poster

I'd Ride That - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Metal detecting on a beachJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Features a