The North Swole - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_football Bold red serif text reads

Bold red serif text reads "CAJUNS" above "1902" and "BALL CLUB

Yellow cursive script reads "California" at the bottom

Portland's Eskimos took the field in 1926 as part of the New England League

Bidding two dollars on Contestants' Row is the only rational move in a universe where paperboys are loan sharks and dinner tries to crawl off your plate

making it the city's most coveted reservation

The North Swole - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_football Bold red serif text readsSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.