Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Red 3D block letters with

Red 3D block letters with teal-green extruded tops and black shadowing arc upward in a curved arrangement

Arched cream uppercase text reads "AIN'T NO LAWS WHEN YOU'RE" above a vintage cartoon illustration of Santa Claus in a red suit and white beard

A partial planetary body with visible surface lines appears at the bottom

Rounded retro white text below reads "Duck Duck

Curved distressed white block text below reads "ROASTED

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Red 3D block letters withDogs grade on a curve so generous it makes community college look like MIT admissions. Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door. The Details: Distressed white vintage serif text reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are." in a centered, stacked arrangement with a slightly weathered texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and