Skinboat to Tuna Town - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "AMITY ISLAND" in varsity-style lettering

Arched light green block text reads "VICTORIA" above muted green text reading "ESTD" and "1958" flanking a cartoon anthropomorphic rosebud mascot in pink and green

Arched black text reads "DIARRHEA IS HEREDITARY" in bold retro block lettering

a vintage pulp-style illustration depicts Santa Claus in his red suit riding a great white shark bursting from blue-green ocean waves

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