Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt aspen Cambodia was apparently just the

Cambodia was apparently just the tutorial level before something with mandibles showed up

Funny retro design inspired by Different Strokes

"Skate Your Date" sounds like advice from a grandparent who peaked romantically at a Connecticut roller rink in 1952 and never stopped bragging about it

Inspired by Glengarry Glen Ross

this tee is a great way to spread some explosive Christmas cheer inspired by the events at Nakatomi Plaza back in 1988

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt aspen Cambodia was apparently just theThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.