Johnny Castle's Dance School - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Reducing all of Socratic philosophy

Reducing all of Socratic philosophy to three words and a rebus puzzle is exactly the kind of accidental genius only San Dimas could produce

white text reads "PARIS

Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

Skinning that smoke wagon is less an invitation and more a receipt printed before the transaction even starts

Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells

Johnny Castle's Dance School - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Reducing all of Socratic philosophyRunning a dance school out of a resort basement where the staff quarters smell like mildew is a bold business model. Nobody puts Baby in a corner, but somebody should put Johnny in an LLC. Inspired by Dirty Dancing. The Details: White cursive text at the top reads "Johnny Castle's Dance School." A digital illustration of Johnny Castle in sunglasses and a white tank top appears beside white block text reading "EST 1963," a small white mountain peak