American As Apple Pie - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_gb " A white cartoon barbarian

" A white cartoon barbarian mascot in a horned helmet and baseball uniform stands in a batting stance

Declaring your love for metal in death metal font raises zero eyebrows until people notice the industrial drum fan

It lasted about a week before everything went wrong

Red text below reads '"Where the Action Is"' above "SAN DIEGO

and it's just the noise you make when someone hides behind a door

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_gb " A white cartoon barbarianApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple