Nailed It! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy Abiding and doing the Dew

Abiding and doing the Dew are fundamentally incompatible philosophies

Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend

Design inspired by Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld

Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells

Ordering two steak sandwiches while someone pitches you on your own murder is peak commitment to lunch

Nailed It! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy Abiding and doing the DewHammers walking around looking that cheerful about their job should make the rest of us deeply uncomfortable. Nobody loves what they do that much unless they're either delusional or literally built for it. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Nailed" above bold italic serif text reading "It!" with both lines showing a weathered screen print texture. A vintage hand drawn anthropomorphic hammer character in white walks with one arm waving