Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt diner followed by wide-spaced white serif

followed by wide-spaced white serif text reading "RESTAURANT

Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT

" Smaller golden-yellow text below reads "300 E

The rink closed

Gold and red atomic starburst shapes frame a cartoon chef in a white hat and apron over a red outfit

Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt diner followed by wide-spaced white serifGingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths. Species appropriate tragedy, honestly, because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party. The Details: Curved tan block text reads "OH SNAP!" arched above a cartoon gingerbread man broken at the midsection, with crumb fragments visible at the jagged split. Red icing details include a bow tie, buttons, and wavy trim on the arms and legs, with dot eyes