Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Sweatshirt dallas Distressed blue arched serif text

Distressed blue arched serif text reads "KALAMAZOO" across the top

celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear

Hutchinson was no different

and entertainers filled the circular bar nightly

Curved white text reads "YOU'LL EAT LIGHTNING & CRAP THUNDER

Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Sweatshirt dallas Distressed blue arched serif textSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split