Sleighin' - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Anaconda's Serpents took the diamond

Anaconda's Serpents took the diamond in 1900 as part of the Montana State League

Grandma's Christmas card aesthetic does all the heavy lifting so the profanity doesn't have to

White rounded serif text below reads "It's a Jelly

Inspired by the old school MindSpring internet service logo

A small red ribbon banner sits centered beneath the text

Sleighin' - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Anaconda's Serpents took the diamondSanta's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card, acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit. Spelling it with an E I G H is just plausible deniability for the office party. The Details: A hand throwing the devil horns gesture extends from a red cuff with distressed white fur trim, rendered in skin tone, red, white, and black ink with a weathered texture. Distressed white gothic style script