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The Original Neighborhood Watch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S " A teal cat-eye sunglassesRumsfield treating a cul de sac like a forward operating base is the most honest portrayal of retired military energy ever filmed. Art bringing a cooler to a stakeout proves paranoia pairs best with snacks. Inspired by The Burbs. The Details: Arched bold yellow text with red outlines reads "THE ORIGINAL" above a comic book style illustrated group portrait of Ray Peterson, Art Weingartner, and Lt. Mark Rumsfield. Bold yellow and pink block text reads