Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex Tank Top bigfoot Large bold "Um" sits centered

Large bold "Um" sits centered in the middle

Burnt orange and steel blue vintage illustration depicts a bowling alley with a tall roadside sign reading "WEST HILL LANES

White serif text below reads "ENRICO PALLAZZO" above "WORLD TOUR" above "1988

Distressed white block text in a collegiate varsity style reads "NOT A COP" across the chest

VERMONT" and "ESTD 1924

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex Tank Top bigfoot Large bold "Um" sits centeredMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET