I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Soft Pink " A distressed golden-yellow illustration

" A distressed golden-yellow illustration of a baseball batter in mid-swing occupies the center

not printed under vintage pine trees

Inspired by Logan's Run

Teal text reads "LA" and "CA" flanking the dragon's lower body

White script text reads "Kokomo

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Soft Pink " A distressed golden-yellow illustrationPerformative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point. The Details: Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in