G.I. Jose - Unisex T-Shirt favz according to a network whose

according to a network whose retirement plan involves industrial woodchippers

The Details:

and zero social calibration

" White serif text reads "ADAMS COLLEGE • 1984" above small golden-yellow text reading "POWERED BY TRICHLOROMETHYLENE" and a checkered racing emblem

" completing a purely typographic layout styled after 1950s small-business signage

G.I. Jose - Unisex T-Shirt favz according to a network whoseG. I. Jos took the most aggressively patriotic toy branding the Pentagon ever accidentally created for seven year olds and just swapped in an accent mark and a flag. The template didn't even flinch, which says more about the original than the parody. The Details: Bold white italic sans serif text reads "G. I. JOS" with a green star embedded in the letter "I," followed by horizontal stripes in green, white, and red extending to the right. Smaller white