Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top genius a curly black mustache tucked

a curly black mustache tucked beneath the hat brim

flanked by three white stars on each side

Wooderson didn't just crack the code

and squads that always get the job done—no matter how ridiculous the plan

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Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top genius a curly black mustache tuckedTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads