What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Long Sleeve T-Shirt 70s Red script text reads "Port"

Red script text reads "Port" beside a black illustration of a bowling ball scattering pins with radiating impact lines

Distressed typewriter-style white text reads "WANTED : BEN RICHARDS" and "CALL THE TIP LINE AT" above "1

Verdugo Hills Bowl served as a gathering place for La Crescenta

Green distressed text reads "MOUNTAIN" below the peaks

which is convenient since the other one is permanently throwing a shaka

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Long Sleeve T-Shirt 70s Red script text reads "Port"Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.