Brawndo - Unisex Sweatshirt nakatomi Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "MARQUETTE UNDERTAKERS" above a vintage illustration of a coffin with its lid ajar

Bold white serif text below reads "In Different Area Codes

BUFFALOES" behind a cartoon buffalo mascot in a white baseball uniform swinging a yellow bat

Ornate white blackletter text reads "Nihilists" above three high-contrast stencil-style portraits of the German nihilists arranged in a group

varying black serif and italic text reads "New Haven

Brawndo - Unisex Sweatshirt nakatomi Arched distressed white serif textReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"