Dad Bod - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Crawling through Nakatomi Plaza in

Crawling through Nakatomi Plaza in a Santa hat was never part of John McClane's holiday plan

Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography

" with "TRD" and "MRK" flanking an orange illustration of a quilted down vest

and nobody else even got the invite

all rendered in a weathered screen-print texture

Dad Bod - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Crawling through Nakatomi Plaza inDad bods operate in a varsity letterman framework despite a training regimen built entirely around pasta at 10 PM. Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block. The Details: Golden yellow baseball script text reads "Dad Bod" with a classic swoosh tail extending from beneath the lettering, rendered in a distressed vintage texture that mimics weathered screen print wear. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long