I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S raising a glass of dark

raising a glass of dark beer with a foamy head

Arched golden-cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities

Arched distressed cream serif text reads "ANACONDA" above large bold cream lettering reading "SERPENTS

YOU'LL LOVE" above large red brush-script "Robaire's" and spaced red lettering reading "FRENCH CUISINE

Brush-stroke text reads "MR

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S raising a glass of darkSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white