Bill & Ted - Waterloo Water Park San Dimas - Unisex Tank Top minnesota and "5665 WILSHIRE" above "LOS

and "5665 WILSHIRE" above "LOS ANGELES" at the bottom

German sausage puns operate on the principle that acknowledging a joke is terrible somehow makes it funnier

followed by cursive script reading "Wisconsin State League" and smaller white text reading "MANITOWOC

Reducing all of Socratic philosophy to three words and a rebus puzzle is exactly the kind of accidental genius only San Dimas could produce

Bold dark red serif capitals read "THE" above large red italic script reading "Waikikian

Bill & Ted - Waterloo Water Park San Dimas - Unisex Tank Top minnesota and "5665 WILSHIRE" above "LOSNapoleon conquered most of Europe but met his true Waterloo screaming down a slide in suburban California. Ziggy Piggy celebrations and bodacious wave pools will do that to a dictator. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Details: Bold black block letters read "WATERLOO" above a retro digital illustration of a mountain silhouette with yellow and white striped water slide lanes curving downward, flanked by green palm trees and blue water