Groundhog Roller Rink - Punxsutawney, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie nerds Chopper's reputation for targeting specific

Chopper's reputation for targeting specific anatomy is the most effective piece of propaganda in Castle Rock

Eddie's Roller Palace closed in 1981 and never existed

Enrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction

WHEN I PROMISED TO KILL YOU LAST

and somehow that brand now has Roman numerals

Groundhog Roller Rink - Punxsutawney, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie nerds Chopper's reputation for targeting specificPunxsutawney already trusts a rodent in formal wear to predict the weather, so building a roller rink there is honestly the least unhinged civic decision on record. Somewhere a groundhog in a top hat is doing laps with more confidence than you ever will. The Details: Golden yellow circular badge with blue concentric ring borders displays arched blue text reading "GROUNDHOG ROLLER RINK" along the top and "PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA." along the bottom. A vintage